Tread Softly For You Treat On My Dreams

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
In the future.
My child: Mom I found this book in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid of it?
Me: What's it called?
My child: Uhm... "Catching Fire"?
Me:
My child:
Me:
My child:
Me: Gale, get Katniss and Peeta. I'm going to tell you a story.

Okay, many may not know this, but I am a huge comic nerd. I read somewhere that Jeremy Renner had NO previous knowledge of the hero Hawkeye before being asked to play him. And let me just say, for a man who doesn’t know Hawkeye, Jeremy did an AMAZING job of portraying him. And he was sexy doing it.

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tid-tmi-tda:

thekorrabible:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

Legend of Korra, Episode 8 - When Extremes Meet

For those who haven’t seen it or want to cry some more. 

hey - for my followers who don’t watch it and want to know why i hate tarrlok so much, just watch this

Bump N' Grind (1994)
R. Kelly/12 Play

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ruinedchildhood:

When I drop food on the floor.

 

fuck

oh my fuCKING GOD

i honestly thought it was going to be mmm whatcha say but it was so much better

TUMBLR

only Tumblr understands me

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the-violet-prince: cancerously: hellatrent: remainlikethis: thedailywhat: Strange Bedfellows of the Day: Disneyland played host last weekend to the 12th annual “Bats Day in the Fun Park” — or Goth Day at Disneyland, to the rest of us. The day’s main event was a group photo taken in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle; the crowd here was jostling for places. Don’t miss the rest of the pics — it’s a Disneyland the likes of which you’ve never seen. [thanks, jasmin! / vice] Is that………………….DOLOROSA……………………………… wat r u doing there dolorosa u dont belong in disneyland. dolorosa u cray homestuck ruins everything yolorosa LAWL!!! THe back of my head is in this photo

the-violet-prince:

cancerously:

hellatrent:

remainlikethis:

thedailywhat:

Strange Bedfellows of the Day: Disneyland played host last weekend to the 12th annual “Bats Day in the Fun Park” — or Goth Day at Disneyland, to the rest of us. The day’s main event was a group photo taken in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle; the crowd here was jostling for places.

Don’t miss the rest of the pics — it’s a Disneyland the likes of which you’ve never seen.

[thanks, jasmin! / vice]

Is that………………….DOLOROSA………………………………

wat r u doing there dolorosa u dont belong in disneyland. dolorosa u cray

homestuck ruins everything

yolorosa

LAWL!!! THe back of my head is in this photo